That's right Bridgeport! Hear it loud and clear Cork and Kerry! You're once proud fan base has offically become what it so despises, Chicago Cubs Baseball Fans.
We've got proof. We saw only White Sox hats at a recent "the Fray" concert and no Cubs hats. Why were we at The Fray? 'cause Intern Richie and his buddies needed an adult to shaperone. We didn't like it. No. Sir. But apparently White Sox nation loves swaying with their main girl (in her youth small Crede jersey), to their hipster vibes, while downing a hurricane margarita. More scary that the act on stage. We. Can. Not. Lie.
What happened to the inexplicable violence? What happened to the illiteracy and lack of technical knowledge resulting in unemployment? Heck, Frank the Tank (a rabid Sox fan who we begrudingly have a healthy respect for at the TL FC) has a web page! Four years ago, most White Sox fans couldn't turn on their computer!
Your fans are all over myspace. Myspace? Wouldn't a true Sox fan punch anyone with a myspace page... "whatya sayz 'bout 'myface'!" We're fine with this new phenomenon. It annoys the heck out of you and entertains us.
Sorry. We know it's a little off topic for us, but those McDonald's Rivalry commerials have us all fired up for some cross town baseball. We've already tried to shave off the eyebrows of some dirtbag we saw on the El this morning...
We don't know where to go from here. Having a "dialogue" with a Sox fan is a new thing for us; we're used to grunting instead of logic thought. However, we're open minded and thusly, open the floor to any responces... that is, if you can type. If it makes you feel better, we will also agree to use mono-syllabic works.
Fire it up Ted Heads....Three game series at the Thunderdome on the South Side starts at 3 pm today. Eyebrowless Zambrano takes the mound.
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