"Remember where you are - this is Thunderdome, death is listening and will take the first man that screams"
It comes down to this: a twelve game season, Cubs up by a game in the Central, winner take all. This is the National League Central Thunderdome: two teams enter, one team leaves.
Instead of chainsaws, spears and bungee cords, we have Lillyhammers, intense stare downs and an increased focus on ab work. Ted Lilly and his loyal band of Warriors against the Milwaukee Brewers.
Cubs are obviously Mel Gibson (pre-antisemitic beliefs): Honest, Hard-working and Crafty. Brewers represent the goliath Master Blaster (Prince Fielder is the physical Blaster while Ned Yost is Master--the brains behind the operation).
We guess that makes the St. Louis Cardinals Tina Turner?
Rich Hill enters the Thunderdome tonight against resident dbag Bronson Arroyo....Fire it up, Ted Heads. Here's to the start of something beautiful...
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