Real Story TedHeads. Manny Ramirez can do math. If you look at the Cub's schedule, take into account Z's DL status, factor in that someone is going to get pushed back a day (looking at you Rich Harden) so that the Randy Wells Experience doesn't have to happen a couple of times, and you can safely compute that Ted Lilly will start against the Dodgers during their May 28-31 series. If we saw TL on the docket, we'd juice it up as well. Good call Manny, good call.
Speaking of banned substances, what a coincidence that tonight's Ted Lilly start pits our hero against the steroid friendly Houston Astros. Given TL's previous outing in Houston, we guess that the Astro's probably feel they don't need to hit the Theriot Juice to take on TL. Well, they're just Ted wrong.
We'll acknowledge that 'stros put up 5 runs over 5 innings and numerous prodigious bombs, but as we well know, revenge is dish best served Ted. With TL rolling and a listless Astro's team worried about what crazy moves Ed Wade is going to pull or out of what corner will appear MLB's crack drug busting squad, we think Ted's got a good one in him tonight.
TLFCSC sees 7 IP, 6 K, 1 HR Given Up (editors note, WOW!), 1 HR by Ted (editors note, Huzzah!), and Ed Wade one game closer to being fired.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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Isn't that pic just a thing of beauty?
Is TL's mojo considered a ban stimulant under current MLB rules?
Or does MLB not cover that b/c no one else's body could physically withstand that level of Tedtensity?
Although the eyes say something entirely different to me! :-)
Agreed JJ--that picture sits in a pretty frame on top of all of our desks at the TLFC Office to quietly encourage us each and every day.
Every time we look into those eyes, Ted's piercing honesty and ability to throw face-melting Lillyhammers reminds us that all is right with the world
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