Memorable Memorial Day As TL Stands Up For America

Memorial Day hangover, TedHeads...too many Sanka/Bud Extra cocktails (the "Sextra"), too many bottle rockets/smoke bombs at the TLFC Lake Geneva Getaway and far too many Cubs losses as the losing streak stands at eight.

Most ridiculous part of last night's game was clearly TL getting ejected from Monday night's game after arguing with home-plate umpire Bob Davidson from the dugout.

Said Ted, "I asked him if he (Davidson) could concentrate a little bit back there, and he told me he could do whatever he wanted. That got me upset. I became a little upset with the attitude, that he can do whatever he wants because he's the umpire."

Said the TLFC, "Holy shit cripes."

Continued Ted, ""I don't know what's going to happen. I hope not. I don't think I was very mean -- I don't remember exactly what I said."

Continued the TLFC, "Wow--Ted is so intense that he doesn't even remember his own words."

According to picture above, TL needed not one, not two but three people between him and Davidson to prevent him from ripping the ump's head clean off before drinking his blood and letting loose a blood-curdling tribal yell in some sort of strange Native American war ritual.

Hopefully, MLB doesn't overreact and suspend Ted for any length of time as the TLFC is prepping for our semi-annual rooftop party in celebration of Ted this Friday against the Padres. BUT--if MLB, in its infinite wisdom, does ban Ted, we will solemly be wearing black arm bands in honor of his courage, wisdom and BAMF-ness.

Fire it up, TedHeads...Ted's clearly already there.