Fool the TLFC once, shame on you. Fool the TLFC twice, shame on you. In a coincidence not seen since the likes of Alanis Morisette's "Ironic", newly appointed Cub killer, Geoff Blum has beaten us once again with a single in the bottom of the 13th inning to once again beat the good guys for the second game in a row.Now, we've already warned you once about not spelling your name the right way but, now, you've just gone too far with today's shenanigans so, Geoff Blum, you're officially on notice.
Seriously? Blum again? WTF?
We'll let other lazy Cub bloggers use a "unlucky 13" in their title to describe today's game. Instead, we'll just pour another mug of angry Sumatra Sanka and move onto tomorrow's game with the Randy Wells Experiment as we slowly creep back towards mediocrity.
3 comments:
I am a Twins fan who will be at Wrigley on Sunday and will be lucky enough to see in person the Awesomeness that is Ted Lilly. How can I pay proper homage without dissing my favorite hometown team?
Freealonzo, we suggest a few simple things.
1. Print our a TedHead - wear it. Your fellow Twins fans will silently acknowledge you baseball "kwan."
2. Go Shirtless. No real reason to do this, but it feels appropriate. If you're a lady TedHead, ignore this... you'd get kicked out.
3. Keep score. Simple, but poignant. Key here is when entering the #9 hitter and pitcher in the lineup, leave it blank. We don't write Ted's name, we honor it.
That should help. Enjoy Wrigley.
YIT (yours in Ted)
TLFC
Thanks, I did #3.
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