Well, TedHeads---we're a few minutes away from packing up the TLFC Family Truckster w/ orange slices/extra Sanka and taking the whole FC up to Wisco for a few days of rest, relaxation and quiet snobbery over our rube cousins to the north (we might also "upper deck" every toilet we find in the cheese state).The TLFC Super Computer is already pre-lubed w/ zinc oxide, we have the officially-branded TLFC bean-bag game ready to go and Ted Lilly's hawk, Fury, is excited to spend a few days outdoors with his former co-workers.
However, before we shut down the TLFC Main Frame (nicknamed Big Ted) and put the Door Club on the FC entryways, we did want to take a moment to wish America a happy and healthy 233rd birthday. We were going to bake America a cake but it's bathing suit season and all that flour and sugar would just go to its thighs--tsk tsk tsk.
While most of us will never experience a 233rd birthday (except for Ted given that he's immortal), we think that America looks pretty good for its age (except for the whole "sitting on the brink of war w/ North Korea and Iran AND obsession with Jon & Kate + Eight" thing).
Enjoy the holiday and feel free to not blow your TedHead hands off with illegal fireworks from Indiana (we usually give black cats to the summer campers at TL's Summer Camp For Kids Who Can't Read Good and that traditionally goes over well).
As for predictions, we think that the Cubs will take 3/4 from the Brewers and that the rockets' red glare and bombs bursting in air will give proof through the night that our flag is still there.
Fire it up Patriotic TedHeads!
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