Have You Played A Round Of Ted Lilly Operation?

TL doesn't look too pleased with this game....

Much like the corporate sell-outs at Parker Brothers who whore out their Monopoly brand with spin-offs ranging from Illiniopoly to Simpsonsopoly to Colonoscopy, the news of Ted Lilly's successful surgey inspired us to come up with a TL Version of the classic kids game, Operation.

But, instead of played out items like 'water on the knee' and 'funny bone', we decided to include actual items that were found in Ted during today's surgery on his knee:

• Marsellus Wallace's soul
• Pure, unfettered joy
• Mini-Ted who is also having surgery on his knee (did we just blow your mind? Thought so)
• An entire world solely comprised of characters from Fraggle Rock
• Atlantis
• Luke Wilson's Career
• The Colonel's secret recipe for KFC Fried Chicken

So, while the rest of Cubs Nation is likely focusing on last night's grand slammy walk off over the Astros, we're going to pour ourselves a tall glass of Ovaltine, go down to the TLFC Rec Room and get in some practice on TL Operation before TL's simulated start on Thursday.