What a night by Lil' Tedhead and suddenly Cy Young Junior, Randy Wells. We like Randy and we'd like to take him on as an official TLFC intern, but we can't. By TLFC rule, all interns must be sinister, and Randy's righty.No disrespect to RW but we clearly have stock options in a national chain of Leftoriums and need to stick to our plan.
Despite Randy's non-offical TLFC status, we wondered if Ted himself had taken a liking to Wells.... who does this sound like:
"But I've been taught since I've been pitching that you can't let that relax you. You have to go out there like it's a 0-0 game no matter what the score is."
Tip of the cap Randy, keep listening to Papa Bear TL and get ready to take notes today during TL start #20, against the Astro's today at Wrigley Field.
Like any other TL start, we are all sorts of geared up. Scorecard? check. 32 oz. Sanka? check. Vat of Bud Extra's for 3rd inning on? double check.
While "officially" Kevin "No, I'm not a member of the famous wrestling clan" Hart gets the ball today, we're going to put on the TLFC Blinders and focus our energies on TL's simulated start.
Fire it up, simulated TedHeads...
2 comments:
What a great simulated win for TL today! Man, he kicked ass!!!!
Love your blog, highly creative and humorous. I've always liked Teddy's scrapiness. I've been a fan of his since the Cubs got in a bench clearing fight a few years ago and he ran from the clubhouse sleeveless to get in the middle of it.
Charley
www.hawk4thehall.blogspot.com
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