Lights Out At TLFC... We're home, but we're sitting in the dark alone... again

Some say on Autumn nights, you can see TLFC walking the streets alone

Hey there Tedheads, it's us, TLFC. We'd like to post, but what the heck are we going to discuss?

• Ted's clearly doing 1k abs a day while running hills with the literal weight of the world on his shoulders and all our hopes and dreams on his back - how is that new and fresh?
• Joe Buck is doing his best to make us hate baseball - why would be go negative when we're already on record as saying he's the spawn of Satan?
• Bud Selig's absurd drive for profits makes it near impossible for us to watch post-season baseball - why whine about us having to stay up past out bed time to here how Nick Swisher keeps that clubhouse loose?
• The Phillies rolled out Pedro Martinez, to Chan Ho Park, to Scott Eyre in sequence. Ladies and Gentlemen, the NL Champions! Why bluster about how absurd it is that this is the team that bested our Cubs?
  

We think it's best for everyone if we take a little break. It's not you, it's us. We need some time to think. Maybe we'll travel a bit, maybe we'll try a few new things... you should do the same. Grow up some. We love you Tedheads, we just aren't in Love with you right now*.

What do you say we get together, have some dinner maybe, in a couple of weeks?

Warmly,

TLFC



* - not true, we are in Love with you, but needed to say that for the break-up metaphor.